Praying To Mr. Bingle

One day an elite misfit spouted nothing but sarcasm

And was amused at all who believed him.

"People worry too much about pigeonholes."

Feigned anger and counterfeit cheer make great toys.

So the following day he grinded out the bitter truth

But was shunned as a liar.

A pundit was studying the subtext of a STOP sign

While a pick-pocket overlooked a wallet on the street.

From a Saks, a kittie ran out

With a pair of Prada shoes in her mouth.

Our hero waved and blew her a kiss

Laughing at the herd is priceless!