We've all heard stories about things in the dark: the things nobody can explain. The monsters, the creatures, the phantoms, and all other things societies tell us are not real... ...but we all know are true.

Let me tell you about one, one of the most fearsome, one whose name's never spoken out loud in case it draws his attention. I'm, of course, referring to the Kit Kat Werewolf. Yes, feared across the world, all tremble in terror at his passing as he skates about, turning those who displease him into Kit Kat with his dreaded Kit Kat fire breath that blast from his mouth.

Most say that the Kit Kat Werewolf was an experimental mascot that escaped from one of Nestle's genetic engineering laboratories. A few others say that the Kit Kat Werewolf was once a human child, born with strange powers that herald the apocalypse. And still, to this day, the rest say that it's fake and I made this all up...

...yet I guess we'll never know...