Race Card

An unemployed man enters a firm, and hands in an application to the head executive.

Head Executive: We're sorry sir, but we're just not accepting applications at this time.

Man: Oh I see. It's because I'm black.

Several months later, the same man applies for a position at a local bank.

Head Teller: I'm sorry sir, but we're not accepting applications at the moment. Please come back at a later date.

Man: Oh right. Must be because I'm black.

A year later, the man dies and finds himself standing before God.

Christ: I regrettably must hold you accountable for all of the things that I have mentioned.

Man: Yeah yeah. It's because I'm black

It's time to terminate the race card.