"Gimme all y'all moneys," said a guy with a gun. "No way... Could it be... No it can't. That's, Popeye, the sailor man (with a gun)," said some distressed civilians. "What, that new supervillain?," said more distressed civilians.

"But they shall not fear for I am he... Dammit I bit my tongue. Ah what the hell, might as well go with the flow." I jumped from a 5 storey building to get to the action, but mid-flight I felt this wasn't the best way to do it.

I pulled out my golden shotgun, Maximilian. Using it's rapid-fire mechanism, it shoots over 20 silver bullets per second. I used this trait to slow myself from falling down and pulled out my silver shotgun, Sebastian.

Sebastian's ability is to shoot multiple exploding gold bullets that deal major damage in a single shot. When flying I shoot this in the opposite direction to create a massive shockwave that blasts me forwards.

Using my guns to fly, I rush to Popeye. "Who be dis, mofo?" Popeye's words rang through my head. "Wait a sec, I don't have a superhero name yet!" I thought of something really cool (X-fire), but my words were blocked out by reporter, Katy Berry, who called me "JohnGuy."

"What the fuck does that even mean, I mean, who comes up with a name that shitty? Well nothin' can be done now." I jumped on top of a traffic light so that I can look cool when they see me.

"Popeye, wanna feel the wrath of justice?" I said looking cool with the sun on my back and my cape flying in the wind. "Who the fuck are you, bastard?" With a snicker I replied, "Me, I'm JohnGuy." I looked so cool, but with a name like that, my popularity would drop down to the max.

"JohnGuy? Buhuhuhuhahahahahaha. That name sucks, bro." Popeye laughed his ass of off. It was kinda' depressing so I did a somersault to the front and smashed his huge-ass head straight into the ground with my foot.

"Damn you, JohnGuy! You will pay for this, you asshole!" Popeye ran away, his only un-popped eye, tearing.

"All in a days work," I said really cool like. I must have like a hundred fans. But I didn't have any more than 7, WTF?