Hi I'm Tristan Cole, I'm a 2nd year college student, but, you fools may know me as the hero, JohnGuy. Yep, pretty awesome livin' a double life (my hero name sucks, though).

Honestly, the only thing I find sad is that I can't show off to my friends. Well, I don't really care bout that, coz I'm JohnGuy!

3 Hours later

"Damn, math sucks. Guess its time to get dressed." As I said that I pulled out a cape from my backpack and my two shotguns from my pockets.

"Time to save some peeps!" Looking like a boss (I know I'm kinda conceited, but not that much though) I failed to notice this dude standing behind me. "You JohnGuy?"

Looking around this guy is fucked up. He has 2 rocket-launchers on his back, 6 submachine guns and 2 smoke grenades. And I'm not even mentioning how much dynamite he has.

"Dude you so messed up, I wouldn't be surprised if you pulled a nuke out of your arse." I commented on his appearance.

"JohnGuy, do you wanna join the LOLz?" He asked me a question I wanted to hear my whole life. So I responded saying, "Fuck yeah!"

Suddenly this asshole just used his smoke grenade. I used Sebastian to blast the smoke away and ran out. That mother anticipated this and left dynamite traps all around me. With my ultra-fast reaction time I avoided getting hurt.

I thought I should get close and bust his chops up with melee combat. "Damn you, bastard!" I rushed to him with my super-move, [future burst] and fly-kicked him in his face.. It's an ability of my guns that makes it shed one part and burst fire to blast me forward.

"Damn future shit. Hmm... Did I kill him?" Just then out in the distance I heard the words, "[Shadow Clone Jutsu], my super move, hahahahahahahahahah. Well doesn't matter now does it?" I look at him confused. "Thats it, you are now our leader, the leader of LOLz! And by the way I'm JackDude."

My reaction of course, "What the fuck!?"