Temperament slightly hot
Obsessive tendencies mildly odd
Vulgar sitting position at lunch
Like an old Vietnamese man-very hunched
Posture horrid, eyebrows sparse
Charisma nonexistent, prone to farce
Bed hair like a barbarian's bum
Suspected nose picker- or just really dumb
Stinky, sticky, weird-looking feet
Inexplicable abhorrence towards beets
My family is aesthetically pleasing, you see
So instead I opted
To write about someone
Who's probably adopted
(That is to say, ME!)