[New Scene: An unknown room.]
Courtney: Hey guys.
Drama: Who the fig are you?
History: Ey, Courtney. How's the rest'a the staff doing?
Courtney: They're doing fine. Oh... New season?
History: Yeah, isn't it great?
Courtney: Who's the shy girl right there, by the corner? The one with the book in her lap.
History: Isn't that Reading? Is she new?
Math: Yeah, she's new. Hey Reading. How's life going?
Reading: *looks up, surprised* Oh, um... Good... I guess. I mean, it is quite an experience being here.
Courtney: ... Yep. I totally called it. Inside my head. I called it.
Courtney: She's an ISFP. Am I right?
History: What's that?
Math: Actually, I had my bets on INFP.
Drama: MEIN GOTT
DRAMA: HISTORY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE MYERS BRIGGS CATEGORIES
MATH: ALL RIGHT I LOVE EXPLAINING THIS TO PEOPLE
Art: CAN YOU ALL JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND
Drama: *backing away* I am so, so, so sorry Reading.
Reading: For what?
Drama: For... For making everyone shout.
History: BUT WHAT IS IT?
Art: Shut the fig up History.
Math: I call explaining it.
Art: Not now, Math.
[Silence. Except for the overly used chirping cricket cliche.]
Courtney: Um... Guys? I probably shouldn't mention this now, but I don't know how long we'll be in this room for, so I should probably tell you now...
?: What is it?
Courtney: This... Is probably going to be the last time we see each other. Ever.
Reading: WHAT? I JUST GOT HERE!
Courtney: Well, your grief will be the least of it. Science is going to freak out...
History: *totally fake shock* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Reading: Wait, first of all, why?
Courtney: I can't tell you. There are cameras here.
Math: Science promised zie'd take out all the cameras.
Courtney: Does this place look familiar to you?
Drama: I don't know, DOES IT?
Art and Math simultaneously at the same time: No...
Courtney: Good, 'cuz it shouldn't.
[Math looks up at the ceiling, and sees an obvious camera.]
Math: Can anyone reach that high?
Courtney: Math no.
[History glances at Reading. Reading is reading. Because of that glance, History is history.]
History: Ey, Reading. Any thoughts?
Reading: *looks up, surprised YET AGAIN* On this, no. I'm not surprised that they would have cameras watching us. *Goes back to reading.*
History: Er... What book you reading there?
Reading: *not looking up* Game of Thrones.
History: ... Okay...
Art: History, stop flirting. You're horrible at it.
Reading: Quite true.
Courtney: Dude, really, stop. Now is not the time.
Dramamamamama: So what we doin'?
Courtney: they told me we need one last episode with me in it, so... Make it interesting, I guess.
History: Well how are we supposed to be interesting with Math in the room?
Math: Get out.
History: Whoa there, just making a joke.
Art: Oh my god, can you please just... Stop fighting.
Reading: *getting up* SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH *PAP PAP* *sits back down with book in her lap*
Courtney: Hmm... Math. Give this to Science. *hands the camera to Math*
Math: Your camera? Science told me you bought this with your own money.
Courtney: I need something for Science to remember me by.
History: *whispers to Drama* I ship it.
Drama: Yes my child. So do I.
Courtney: I... Apparently have to go. I'm going to suffer serious consequences if I don't leave right now!
[Courtney runs out the door.]
[Silence. Crickets chirp.]
History: ...So, Game of Thrones, huh?
Math: How do you shut this thing off?
Art: I think there's a button on the back of the camera... Here. *pushes the button*
[End of script.]