Episode 2: The Experiment
[New Scene: Math's Office.] [Reading walks in]
Reading: Hey, Math. What are you-WHOA. What is that?
Math: It's a printing press. I'm printing money.
Reading: Isn't that illegal?
Math: No, no. This is fake money. I call it… Hmmm…. What should I call it?
Math: Oooh! I know! I'll call it Bitcorn!
Math: I don't know really. Oh, by the way, here. Have 200 Corndollars.
Math: *Throws a bag of coins at Reading and runs out of the room*
Reading: Come back here! This is your office!
Math: *walks back in* I just kind of think that the Learnhouse needs an economy.
Reading: Are you sure that our little social group won't go social on you?
Math: Wait… What? ...Oh! I get it! Socialism!
Reading: Thank you.
Math: But, I'm, like 52% sure. That's higher than ½, so it's pretty much like 100%, right?
Reading: You know that's not how it works.
Math: Yeah… But I can try.
Reading: Well, don't go crying to me when the system breaks down. *leaves*
Math: Don't worry. It'll be fine.
[New Scene: Main Hall] [Math is running a stand that sells- guess what- corn]
[Science walks in, and looks at Math with stern atherly disappointment.]
Science: What is this?
Science: I think you've got a problem.
Math: That's what everybody said a season ago! I didn't believe it then, don't believe it now!
Science: Well, you should! This whole thing has gotten out of hand and honestly it's a little bit weird!
Math: Look, I… *searches mind for a counter to that* I think that as this Learn House grows, so should our society.
Science: We are a bunch of friggin dorks put together in one building. We are no society.
Reading: Can you not, Math
Math: Reading, I know you don't support me on this, but THIS COULD BE A THING.
Reading: No Math, it can't. This is stupid.
Math: Is this stupidity or treason?
Reading: *bonks Math on head* it's stupidity. How did you get all this corn?
Math: Drama said he knew a guy.
Reading: This is madness.
Math: Madness? No! THIS. IS.
[Drama steals the cart and rides it all the way back to their office.}
Math: What. The. Frig.
Drama: AW YEAH! COME ON ART, TO THE CORN-MOBILE!
Art: ALRIGHT! I'M DONE WITH THESE NERDS! *jumps on*
Drama: *rides away on the cart* GETTING ALL THE MADCHEN
Art: WOOP WOOP
Drama: HEY ART. YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE THE LEARNHOUSE?
ART: I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT ACCORDING TO THE RULES WE CAN'T.
DRAMA: SCREW DA RULES
Science: Should we go get them?
Math: No, this will get us viewers
[New Scene: Unknown]
?2: Should we go stop them?
?1: I don't think that we can. There are few forces greater than a Hungarian attempting to break the rules.
?2: Was that a reference to something? Like World History?
?1: No, I have a friend who's Hungarian. It's quite a persuasive person, you could say it's the most dominant of my friends.
?3: We can't stop them, but we might just be able to watch them.