Episode 2: The Experiment

[New Scene: Math's Office.] [Reading walks in]

Reading: Hey, Math. What are you-WHOA. What is that?

Math: It's a printing press. I'm printing money.

Reading: Isn't that illegal?

Math: No, no. This is fake money. I call it… Hmmm…. What should I call it?

Math: Oooh! I know! I'll call it Bitcorn!

Reading: Why?

Math: I don't know really. Oh, by the way, here. Have 200 Corndollars.

Reading: Okay?

Math: *Throws a bag of coins at Reading and runs out of the room*

Reading: Come back here! This is your office!

Math: *walks back in* I just kind of think that the Learnhouse needs an economy.

Reading: Are you sure that our little social group won't go social on you?

Math: Wait… What? ...Oh! I get it! Socialism!

Reading: Thank you.

Math: But, I'm, like 52% sure. That's higher than ½, so it's pretty much like 100%, right?

Reading: You know that's not how it works.

Math: Yeah… But I can try.

Reading: Well, don't go crying to me when the system breaks down. *leaves*

Math: Don't worry. It'll be fine.

[New Scene: Main Hall] [Math is running a stand that sells- guess what- corn]

[Science walks in, and looks at Math with stern atherly disappointment.]

Science: What is this?

Math: CORN.

Science: I think you've got a problem.

Math: That's what everybody said a season ago! I didn't believe it then, don't believe it now!

Science: Well, you should! This whole thing has gotten out of hand and honestly it's a little bit weird!

Math: Look, I… *searches mind for a counter to that* I think that as this Learn House grows, so should our society.

Science: We are a bunch of friggin dorks put together in one building. We are no society.

Reading: Can you not, Math

Math: Reading, I know you don't support me on this, but THIS COULD BE A THING.

Reading: No Math, it can't. This is stupid.

Math: Is this stupidity or treason?

Reading: *bonks Math on head* it's stupidity. How did you get all this corn?

Math: Drama said he knew a guy.

Reading: This is madness.

Math: Madness? No! THIS. IS.

[Drama steals the cart and rides it all the way back to their office.}

Math: What. The. Frig.

Drama: AW YEAH! COME ON ART, TO THE CORN-MOBILE!

Art: ALRIGHT! I'M DONE WITH THESE NERDS! *jumps on*

Drama: *rides away on the cart* GETTING ALL THE MADCHEN

Art: WOOP WOOP

Drama: HEY ART. YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE THE LEARNHOUSE?

ART: I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT ACCORDING TO THE RULES WE CAN'T.

DRAMA: SCREW DA RULES

Science: Should we go get them?

Math: No, this will get us viewers

[New Scene: Unknown]

?2: Should we go stop them?

?1: I don't think that we can. There are few forces greater than a Hungarian attempting to break the rules.

?2: Was that a reference to something? Like World History?

?1: No, I have a friend who's Hungarian. It's quite a persuasive person, you could say it's the most dominant of my friends.

?2: Ah.

?3: We can't stop them, but we might just be able to watch them.

[End Script.]