Entry 2: Butterflies
[New Scene: Science's Office.]
Science: Oh, hey Cameragirl.
Cameragirl: Ugh! I'm so tired of everyone calling me that!
Cameragirl: Yes, Cameragirl!
Science: Oh, well, I recall you telling me you're female, but-
Cameragirl: That's not what I meant!
Cameragirl: Please just call me Courtney.
Science: That's your name?
Cameragirl: Yes. Courtney Katava.
Science: Catchy name.
Cameragirl: Oh, right, Science, you have a package. *hands Science the package.*
Science: What is it? *examines package* "To Science. These are fascist butterflies." Fascist? "They are the last of their kind, be careful with them."
Science: Courtney, do you know what these are?
Cameragirl: Let me look 'em up *takes out phone*
Science: Finally, someone without an ePhone.
Cameragirl: I found the Wickerpedia page for fascist butterflies. "This article is incomplete. You can help by expanding it." After that it's blank.
Science: That's not very helpful, now is it?
Cameragirl: I guess this means that these are the only ones to be observed. But how did the person who sent you this package get them then?
Science: What I'm wondering more about is-
Cameragirl: Why they're called "fascist" butterflies, right? I suggest you don't worry about the name for now. They don't have a full page on Wickerpedia, not even a picture of one.
Science: Yes, but that isn't saying much. Wickerpedia doesn't care as much about information as it cares about presenting a new article about Nick Page every week.
Cameragirl: Hey, Nick Page is in some pretty good movies! Remember Nationwide Hallmark?
Science: Oh yeah, I loved that movie. What was that one line? "I'm gonna…"
Science and Cameragirl: "I'm gonna rob the U.S. Mint."
Science: Those were the days.
Science: Anyway, my point is Wickerpedia isn't very reliable. I should update the article myself as soon as I can.
Cameragirl: But you can't. No original research, remember?
Science: Oh, right.
Science: Well, I guess I'd better get observing.
[New Scene: Science's Office (Current)]
Science: Come to think of it, I really loved Courtney. She was a great friend of mine.
Art: Yeah, you seemed to care more about her than about Math.
Math: *awkwardly shrugs*