Everytime you flip

the front page

its a goon

everytime you load

the tube

its a goon

best recognize the American Dream

its the goon

wont accept nothing less

the real thing is a goon

what the world really wants

is a goon

so be a goon

be a goon

be a goon

only thing that'll really

make them scream

is a goon

only face that'll grace

the silver screen

is a goon

will you ever learn?

be a goon

be a goon

be a goon

be a goon

go ahead shuck and jive

puppet on a string

be a goon

never really amounting

to anything

be a goon

put on a fire show

make them scream

be a goon

show holywood the true kings and queens

be a goon

youre never really nothing

till youre a goon

go be a goon

be a goon

be a goon!