1I've managed to turn this into something that's probably too long for a poem
Still, it's inspired by rather real events… despite dripping in fantasy.
I wrote this after a sleepless night, after hearing about some random person in New York who I will vote for the time being as possibly the worse taxi driver in the history of non-functional New York taxi drivers.
Nobody who doesn't know me, would probably know what I be talking about with this.
Still, in all honesty, I thank the Lord
for making most caught criminals, statistically speaking, borderline idiots.
Not sure how that helps the victims of the more high-level criminals.
Still, I suppose, it's not my lot to question the dungeon master of this weird as all get out D&D game called… real life.
F it.
Allying with Ghosts, While Slaying Demons
What's a true Ghost? What's a true Demon?
He who knows, will tell you the tale
Have you sat and listened?
Have you prayed in Hell?
Head over to the Library
Walk across the planks
Maybe if you read a bit
You will understand
I headed to the Library
I exited to a Bar
I spoke to several sources
None of them can be confirmed
Demons and Angels
Who in hell gives an F?
What you got to sell me?
What's the price for a piece of your soul?
Demons and Angels
Devils and Gods
Servants to the Nameless
Heaven or hell
Give me all your money
I'll tell you quite the tale
Give me all your money
You're an idiotic mortal after all
Journey for discovery
Erase all your Self
This is the price for entrance
What OF VALUE have you got?
Allying with ghosts, while conversing with demons
Razing hell, while cuddling weaklings
Underworld hath no fury
Like the bored and furry
Princess Jasmine raised some tigers
Cats are my Patronus
All the djinns know about them
They eat only jihadis
How further down can you go
Than the seventh layer of hell
How funny is it
When Satan refuses your soul?
Dungeon is burning
Get out, get out
Which hell lord is laughing
Which souls get tortured by demons
To amuse misguided devils
Who want their prince in Vengeance?
Watch, the dungeons are burning
This was told to me by a demon
Watch, but don't touch the trellis
Warnings from a strange angel
Heaven hath no fury
Like the randomly errant crusader
Who spites the name of Thee?
Thee who prefers to remain Nameless
Dungeons are burning
Get out, get out
Hell, hath no fury
It's all by Heaven's Will
Give yourself to Glory
By voiding all your hopes
Heaven hath no fury
Against the all-knowing, ignoble fool
Name your price Nameless
Voldemort or what?
Hell, and Heaven don't have fury
Tis all the mortals' games