Back before The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020, I needed to pass some time when I was out and about, so I stopped into a Starbucks and asked for their Wi-Fi password.

"You have to buy something first," the barista told me.

After paying for my order, he handed me receipt.

"The password's on the receipt," he said as he handed it over.

The password was: "UHave2BuySomething1st!"