the neighbors accused me of MURDER!
they said i killed their dog lucy!
never! not in a million years!
i didn't care that her business
turned my lawn into a doggy minefield!
or the fact that she slept underneath my car
and made me late for work every morning!
just water under that big ol' rainbow bridge
i'd have happily accepted their children
terrorizing me if i truly did this
but not in two million years! never!
i never harmed a hair
on that sweet little great dane's head
but just between you and me
cause we're friends
i wouldn't put ANYTHING
past my wife!