Bullshit Ejector

A little realism never hurt anybody

.

I've never met a more difficult case

Of one resisting love's embrace

I shower you with love and affection

And you cannot bother to

Give me any sort of attention

.

I like the way you make me

Try so hard

You're cold, not calculated

Sometimes I cannot even believe

That we're friends.

.

I ask myself, why

Do you even care about him

Well the answer is obvious

Because nobody does

.

And I'm right there with you,

Knowing exactly how it feels

To be so angsty and alone

All you give people are chills

.

So buck up, kid, I say

Even though I know you won't.

But I might as well try because

If nobody did that for me

I'd never learn how to fly.

.

But you're not at all pointless, really

I need my alarm

A good bullshit detector

Wouldn't do me no harm

.

You make me laugh when it's wrong

Just to see it like this

That something, somewhere

In fact, everything's a miss

.

You make the worst things seem funny

And you don't rely just on puns

You pretend to always be grumpy

But you're really just having fun

.

Some people confuse you

For a certain body part

But I know what you do is more like a work of art

.

You take in the shit, and then you correct it.

You're a kind soul, though you object

You're the best kind of protector

Also a marvelous tool that I call

The old bullshit ejector.