Bullshit Ejector
A little realism never hurt anybody
.
I've never met a more difficult case
Of one resisting love's embrace
I shower you with love and affection
And you cannot bother to
Give me any sort of attention
.
I like the way you make me
Try so hard
You're cold, not calculated
Sometimes I cannot even believe
That we're friends.
.
I ask myself, why
Do you even care about him
Well the answer is obvious
Because nobody does
.
And I'm right there with you,
Knowing exactly how it feels
To be so angsty and alone
All you give people are chills
.
So buck up, kid, I say
Even though I know you won't.
But I might as well try because
If nobody did that for me
I'd never learn how to fly.
.
But you're not at all pointless, really
I need my alarm
A good bullshit detector
Wouldn't do me no harm
.
You make me laugh when it's wrong
Just to see it like this
That something, somewhere
In fact, everything's a miss
.
You make the worst things seem funny
And you don't rely just on puns
You pretend to always be grumpy
But you're really just having fun
.
Some people confuse you
For a certain body part
But I know what you do is more like a work of art
.
You take in the shit, and then you correct it.
You're a kind soul, though you object
You're the best kind of protector
Also a marvelous tool that I call
The old bullshit ejector.