The Unexpected Murderer
My name is Martin Diablo and today my family is going to the carnival. I think the carnival is annoying and just horrible so my little kids being stupid and falling for the carnies tricks. But that's not all I am going with my little cousin named Calvin and he is ANNOYING! I can't take him because he wines he cries and he is spoiled which makes it even worse. As we drove up to the entrance to the carnival my dad said "Here we are the most wonderful place on earth."
"Hooray," I say sarcastically "can't we just go to McDonald's, which is actually the most wonderful place on earth?"
"Honey we've been over this we haven't seen your cousin in a while and it wouldn't be as exciting if we went to McDonald's."
"Ugh fine," I replied. As we got out of the car and headed to the ticket booth we saw a few posters saying "Beware of the Little Murderer keep your kids close," I swear there are too many of those posters. As we went by the posters my mom looked at them and said to me "Honey do you have your switchblade on you?" My mom makes me carry a switchblade on me in case someone wants to kill me which will never happen. But I'm not complaining it may come in useful.
"Yes mom I have it, it's in my pocket," I replied.
"Good, I'm just worried that the Little Murderer will come after you," she said worriedly.
"Mom I told you he or she won't try to kill me," I replied.
"Just keep it on you." She said. As we got past the ticket booth we saw my cousin and his parents waiting for me.
"Martian!" My cousin screamed. He ran towards me and gave me a hug. "I missed you Martin!"
"Yeah, me too," I said sarcastically.
"Let's play!" Calvin said.
"NO!" I yelled.
"Honey go play with Calvin or your grounded."
"Ugh fine." I hissed.
"Yay!" Calvin yelled, "Let's go there!" He pointed to a wooden door that led to a bar that is closed because of the fair.
"How abo-" before I could finish Calvin bolted into the bar. I sighed and walked into the bar. Inside the bar, Calvin was jumping around and throwing bottles all over the place and was making a lot of annoying sounds. "UGH! Just stop." I yelled
"No," Calvin said. I then shut the door and locked it. "Hey, I can barely see in here," Calvin said. There was enough light coming from under the door to see Calvin. I then stepped toward him and pulled out my switchblade. "Martian'' What are you doing." He said shaking.
"Shut up," I said, "your annoying and I don't like annoying kids." I then stabbed him in the heart and he fell down dead. Blood was all over my hands so I went to find a bathroom in this place. When I did find one I washed my hands and got rid of the blood. I then opened some drawers hoping to find a lighter and luckily I did. I got a bottle of alcohol and a cloth and put the cloth in the bottle. I used the back door and snuck outside. I lit the cloth and threw it at the bar. "Now there will be no annoying police officers coming after me." I walked around the burning bar and started looking for mom and found her.
"Are you okay where's Calvin?" She asked.
"Nope, no idea," I replied secretly smirking.