Lucy must be different
In every single way
So she's genderfluid
But she's a girl today
She learned about it on tumblr
That forsaken hellsite
She was mystified
That very night
"Choose what your gender is!"
Lucy read eagerly
"Be whatever you want!"
The poster typed with glee
Lucy looked a bit deeper
to see what she could find
And what she found
Blew her mind
"You have to be trans!"
"But dysphoria's a no!"
"It's okay to be flowergender"
"It's okay to be a hoe"
Lucy was amazed!
Was this the truth?
But she was mistaken
Because you can't identify as a tooth
You need dysphoria to be trans
That's very true
And the number of genders?
There's only two!
Some people may feel mistaken
But there's only a few
Who truly are non-binary
And don't identify with the two
But there are fakers
Who hate science
They think they're peaceful
But they're sort of tyrants
"I'm otherkin!"
"I identify as a wolf!"
"I identify as factkin,
and my gender is Adolf!"
Silly little tumblr
Haven't you heard?
You're a human!
And not a bird
So Lucy did her research
And she did it well!
So she left tumblr
And she left hell
"I understand now,"
She said with pride.
"There are only two genders!
Wow, what a ride!"
The moral of this story
Is one to be known
Don't listen to tumblr!
Research, do your own!
You need dysphoria
To be transgender
Science should be listened to
Not those transtrenders!
So Little Lucy
grew up and learned
Knowledge is pleasure
and should always be yearned.