"I fell in the nettles,
Both hands down!"
He said through streaming tears.

"It's bad,
it's bad,
It's the baddest!

It's worse,
It's worse,
It's getting worserer!

It's worser than the tree.
Than that house,
than the river,
than the rain.
It's getting worse!

Ow,
ow,
ow.
I may never stop saying 'ow'.

Bring me to mummy.
Bring me to mummy!
Get me the cream!"