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In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!

"We're AGAINST turkey pardons," declares a hostile media.

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!

Pro-Choice advocates immediately bemoan this as "a bad example."

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!

"That turkey is dead to us," says the progressive left.

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!

And then slips in a quick one for himself hoping no one's looking.

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons A Turkey For Thanksgiving!

I'm talking about Michael Flynn.

Jim Duchene

Fake News Chief Correspondent