Summary: Who to vote for this year? Look to the unexpected candidates!
Election becomes farce, as angry Boomers march.
Biden, old and senile, is just a Republican in denial.
Trump, orange and rude, is just a Mafia conman dude.
Cthulhu, mean and green, is just a soul-eating machine.
Vote Cthulhu 2020!
Why vote for the lesser evil?