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Blurb: This blurb is on the front for no reason. So, who wants to read a story? No one? Well don't then. Bye. BYE! Oh, I won't let you read this story. Too bad, you just read it. Actually no you did not. But here goes...That is the end of the blurb...I TYPED THAT IS THE END OF THE BLURB! REALLY? YOU STILL DON'T BELIVE ME? -ERROR 404-. READ THE STORY THEN! It's not my fault I have made the blurbs all six lines. It's wearing me out. I wrote some blurbs first. Anyway... Bad luck! !

THE ADVENTURE OF HAM BREAD!

So here we are then, a brand new series made up completely. It is not meant to be a good, well written story. It is meant to be a funny, complicated story, and it achieves this, as far as I know. You logically came to this blurb to read what lies inside, and without revealing too much I can say it involves someone called Fraaz, a teacher known as Miss. Miss, music lessons, an execution room and a whale. But don't read it, it's terrible. If you're still planning on reading this, don't say I didn't warn you. Bad luck!