two years are
seven hundred thirty one days are
seventeen thousand five hundred forty four hours are
one million fifty two thousand six hundred forty minutes are
sixty three million two hundred eighteen thousand four hundred seconds are
sixty three million two hundred eighteen thousand four hundred battles,
but they are
sixty three million two hundred eighteen thousand four hundred battles i won

We're gonna ignore the fact that this was written about december third (which was actually two years) and then I forgot to post it. Oops. I like the poem though.