I was commissioned to write a poem from the point of view of an inflatable rubber sex doll. (Yes, really) that was being given as a joke gift…
What can I say, I like a challenge!
Needless to say there's a lot of sauce and innuendo in this piece!
I'm your pretty plastic playmate
Your inflatable amour
I'm bursting to spend time with you
To blow you through the floor
I'm your saucy latex lady
Your sexy rubber rose
Just don't prick me with your thorn
I'd deflate down to my toes
I'm your sweet acrylic angel
I'm good just through and through
Not good for the environment
But really good for you
I'm your bendy vinyl venus
Your pleasure guarantee
I'm ready for …
Are you ready, now, for me?