"Give me platonic parents

Who have been best friends for years

And raise their children lovingly

Instead of neglecting them due to letting

That silly romance get in the way

Of child rearing, financing, and their relationship with each other!"

Well, let me tell you,

Dear "romance is terrible" crowd:

That's literally what any good parents do,

Romantically involved or no.

And parents who are incompatible

Are just individual cases

Showing that they should not be parents,

Or that romance just isn't for them,

Rather than an indication

That romantically-involved parents

Are inherently bad.