The cat's been meowing all day. I wonder why?
I gave him hours of attention, fed him the finest meat, played with him till my hands were sore from scratches, slept beside him, rubbed his belly till he threw a fit, tossed him up and down for fun, played cat lullaby music turned up to the blast, and whispered in his ear, "I will never, ever LEAVE YOU!"
I'd like a new owner please, this man TERRIFIES ME.
I'LL TAKE HIM!