Hell, AKA Satan's playground, AKA the nether region, is home of the pessimistic, obnoxious and foul-mouthed demon named Lüktipher Demonson, but all that will change when he expects some nasty news.

Satan and his second-in-command, Adolf Hitler, were looking at the monthly hell profits. They discovered that profits were going down from May onwards. Satan had to make a tough decision, so he decided to bring one of his subjects to him. An intercom says "Lüktipher Demonson, report to Satan at once.". Lük was curious as to why he was summoned. He sat down in Satan's room, was offered some spicy coffee and listened to what he said. "Listen, Mr. Demonson. This is going to be hard for me to inform you, so here's the bottom line.", said Satan before inhaling and saying, "I am letting you go.". Lük was nodding and drinking the spicy coffee, then suddenly realizing and spitting out the coffee in shock. "You're firing me?!", said Lük. "It is for ze best, Demonson.", said Adolf. "Profits are way down and we need to make cutbacks.". "But I've been a hard-working demon in hell for a freakin' millennia, and this is the thanks I get?!", said Lük. "Look, Mr. Demonson. I am maintaining profits for a reason, which is why I have to let you go.", said Satan. "But how the hell am I supposed to keep myself alive, work up there?", shouted Lük while pointing up. Satan replied, "Hmm, hold that thought." He goes on the phone and murmurs. He hangs up and says, "Good news, Mr Demonson. You don't have to worry any further, because you're not fired." "Really?", replied Lük. "No... You've been exchanged to Heaven.", said Satan. Lük spits out more spicy coffee and freaks the hell out and says, "HEAVEN?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' MIND?! HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER?!". "Vell, you don't have to starve to death.", said Adolf. "Can it, Nazi boy.", said Lük. "I'm sorry, Mr Demonson, but it's already been settled. You leave for heaven straight away.", said Satan. Lük replies, "WHAT?" before being taken and being sent into a cannon. "Fire ze cannon!", shouted Adolf. The cannon is fired and Lük is sent flying upwards faster than a speeding bullet. He is still flying until he sees a clear blue sky. He tilts and crashes onto a gate. He gets knocked down. When he wakes up, he sees and a shadowy figure. It is revealed to be Saint Peter who by the way says, "Hello, stranger from down under. my name is Saint Peter, and welcome to heaven." Lük rebuttals, "Oh, goddammit."