Droning On

Summary: A former politician indulges in his favorite hobby: drone assassinations. An uninvited interloper intervenes.

Barney the Bomber ejaculated as the camera feed saw the drone strike on another Middle Eastern wedding. While he no longer held office, he pulled strings to gain a comfortable job delivering remote assassinations around the world. So thoroughly did he enjoy it, the joystick he used was custom-fitted to his erect member.

Barney focused on the infrared coming from another drone. Almost immediately, he sensed something amiss. He saw the familiar outline of his mansion, albeit from above. Suddenly, his phone rang.

"Hello?" he asked, cautiously accepting the restricted number.

"I've had enough of your droning on," said an obviously synthetic voice.

His last sight was a drone missile launched at his house.