Some friends had conned me

into going with them to

this Halloween bash

where I spotted this chick dressed

as a dark red Harley Quinn.

I would've gone up to

her and introduced myself

but I was afraid

of getting my brains smashed in

by the mallet she's holding.

But that was before

some jerk dress as the Joker

tried to make a play

for her and he got hit by

the mallet instead of me.