Normally wine makes me giggly and sleepy but now it reminds me of you

And beer makes me think of that party in high school that I snuck out to go to

That was the most daring thing you had ever convinced me to do back then

And I never cared about shots a whole lot till you said I looked hot doing them

Don't get me started on all of the others, gin, whiskey, vodka, and rum

Cause how am I supposed to get over you when I can't even get blissfully drunk?

I guess the thing is that I turned nineteen not long after you asked me out

So you introduced me to all of the things I now can't seem to do without