On Friendship and Romance

Let me tell you something,

Dear "friendship is better than romance!" crowd:

If the only time you brag about your friends

Is when you want couples to run away, shame-bowed,

And you're just shitting on people who are happy

In ways you don't approve of,

Then you don't care about your friends.

You're just trashing romantic love

Because you want to look cool.

If you truly loved your friends,

They wouldn't be a means to an end.