Conversations with Dog.
Mom: Do ouy believe in God Dog?
Bandit: Of course I do. Surely you know the Creation story.
Mom: Er. Sort of.
Bandit: I shall tell you the dog version.
On the first day of Creation God Created Dog.
On the second day of creation God Created man to serve Dog.
On the third day of Creation God created Fish meat and the can opener So man could feed Dog.
On the fourth day of creation God created money so man could buy Dog nice things.
On the fifth day of creation God created the ball the Frizbee and the butt. So Dog had something to sniff
On the sixth day of creation God created Veterinary Science. To keep Dog healthy and man broke.
On the seventh day God tried to rest But dog woke him up at 3:30 am. Howling at the moon