Butch or Femme?

Butch, Femme
Butch, Femme
What fucking ridiculous Categories!
I'm wearing boxers; I must be having a Butch day!
I'm wearing a skirt; I must be having a Femme day!
But there are the days when the Crack Whore on the corner sticks her hand up my skirt to find the Red Kung-Fu Men shorts underneath-
Oh No! What am I to do!
Personally I think Butch and Femme is totally irrelevant.
I think we should define ourselves-
(Should we need to define ourselves at all)
by much more important terms.
Top and Bottom.
I mean-Jesus Christ-what more do you really need to know?
Everything else is just gravy.
But, you know we have a problem there too.
Cause-
You get me in the right mood, and I'll let you fuck the taste right out of my mouth.
But-
If I'm feeling premenstrual, you had better believe I'm gonna ride you till the Kingdom Come.
So-
Butch, Femme
Butch, Femme
Bitch, femme-bot
Whatever,
Amen.