In your tan "soccer mom" car
You come and rescue me
Coming from away and afar
Superhero, with a not-so secret identity
You fly in and save the day
When I'm bored and alone
And then you fly up and away
My superhero, who I can still call on the phone
The only guy I can talk to
About whatever's on my mind
Is there anything you can't do?
You're a superhero, and a very special kind
Standing up for what it right
Protecting the weak to the end
With virtue and kindness and brains and might
An awesome superhero, an even better friend