Once there was a chicken nugget named Alex. Alex had always been, let's say, not the nugget of choice with the boy nuggets, so she was very excited when a hot, studly nugget named Josh asked her out.
Alex was very excited when out of nowhere, a powder blue pickup truck blaring county music came chuggin down the road. She ignored the fact that it's bumper fell off. Her chariot had arrived!
Josh decided to take Alex deer hunting. He gave her some camouflage and took her deep into the woods and... TRIED TO EAT HER. Not only was he a redneck, but he was also a chicken nugget cannibal!