Once upon a time, I believe in seventh grade, I wrote a story about a camel that would inspire many. Here's a transcript of it.


Meet Stumpy.

Stumpy is from the desert.

It gets really hot there.

Stumpy likes to wrestle. He always wins.


Stumpy on T.V.

Stumpy has his own t.v. show on prime time cable! (and most satellite dishes)

It is called "I Love Stumpy."

Stumpy does dumb things, and his wife, Dolly Llama, pretends to get real mad.

It is always ranked number one over Everybody Loves Raymond, because everybody loves Stumpy!

Stumpy is loved by all.