Once upon a time, a mean old witch put a price tag on Kate. Kate was thrilled. Someone had finally put a dowry on Kate! She could now marry!
Kate scurried down to a pond and picked up a very green, lumpy, hideous frog. As Kate puckered up, the frog spoke. "Hey Hot Lips," it said. "Want to have my froggy children?" Kate screamed and dropped the frog on the ground and ran. This was not the prince she wanted!
As Kate scurried back to her llama ranch she called home, Yanni flew in on his magical blessed flying piano. "Kate, do you really need a husband? Make your life chaste and become a Yanni nun!" So Kate quit seeing boys, moved to a convent and studied the writings of Yanni.