Once upon a time, there was a burrito named Percival Prudence Patricia Bobby Brutus Burrito. His friends called him Ted. Now, this little burrito did not like his name, so he went to see Ellen the psycic sea-monkey. "Ellen," he began, "What can I change my name to?" "How about Fruitina?" she said. "No," he replied, "I'll call myself YANNI!" So Yannie the burrito went outside and went to the Himalayan Mountains. As he was climbing, the Yeti snuck up behind him and took a big bite out of Yanni. Yannie screamed, and the Yeti retreated. Lo and Behold, the cool mountain air had made Yanni go stale. As Yanni went back to his house, he met Ellen agian. He ate her.