Diagnosis for the Haiku Police

Do you feel lonely?

Or maybe you are depressed?

Or perhaps horny?

I only ask this,

not to ridicule or tease,

but for your own health.

Cause if you were fine,

you wouldn't review Haiku,

on a New Year's Eve.

Since this only proves,

(again, not to cause offense)

that you need a life

So here's some advice:

Next time you read a Haiku,

That's inaccurate,

Resist, walk away,

Try not pissing in your pants.

Take a long, deep breath.

Try to get a date!

Cause the Haiku police need…

to really get laid.