This is a limerick I wrote a while back in response to certain individuals who post Spam over on Pojo's message boards. I hang out there quite a lot and I've had the privilege of being selected to mod some of the Pokemon forums. I don't mod at the moment, though, but that's not gonna stop me from letting Spammers know exactly what I think of them
There was a young doofus called Sam
Who sent to a forum some Spam
He typed "Dah de dah dah"
"De dah de dah dah!"
Till the moderators said "SCRAM!"