1Signer of Bus Passes, Kicker of Asses,
Ender of doubtings, Fixer of Outings,
For the Staff to rely on, and a shoulder to cry on
Help her O Lord
Money Provider, Clients’ confider,
Beggar of funds when Head office shuns.
She’s our kilth and our kin, except when we sin,
She’s as swift as a bolt, pick up on our Faults
Bless her Lord
Can be caring and kind, if it’s a foul day or fine
Can be Causer of tears, and instiller of fears,
But you’re not often cursed, ‘cos you keep the purse
Grey in the hair, because of the despair,
Reward her Lord
You must have some balls, you’re the boss of us all!
Always ready for a cuppa, (With some biscuits for supper)
The Open ear, Our boss of the year,
You’re someone we espouse, the Queen of the house,
We’d truly be lost, without you- our Boss.
Thank God for her
By Carl Langhor and Ellis Meredith-Owen