Ode to Spanglish

One must understand

the nature of the language

Spanish, English too.

In Spanglish one must

pervert English and Spanish

to suit one's purpose.

It's very simple

one puts 'el' in front of verb

or noun or phrase. Then

One adds 'o'to the

ending of the phrase. Voila!

There, now you have it!

The el Spanlish-o

is now complete and can go

forth and terrorize!

Ha-ha! Crappy Haiku! I dare thee to mock me, O Might Haiku Police! And thee also, O Zorak, LMA.