It really ticks me off that people get all worked up over my red hair. This poem is stupid, but I was bored

Red Rapture

Yes I have red hair

What a shocker

You say it so much

It makes me fall off my rocker

You always have to touch it

One touch is never enough

It’s so amazing

Well you need to get up to snuff!

I can’t walk down the street

Without one remark being made

If you don’t stay away

I’ll go live in a cave

It wasn’t my doing

But I was “blessedâ€