A/N: Hey and Howdy everybody. Congratulations! If you are reading this you have as little life as my friends and me. We wrote this when our friend Kari was home sick. (Duh) So, as long as you read this far you might as well read the rest and review it. Right? PLEEEEEEEASE! It is full of inside jokes that you won’t understand, but its great fun anyway. Soooooooo, R/R please! Thanx! Tata

Disclaimer: NONE! IT’S ALL MINE! (AND MY FRIENDS) IF YOU WANT IT, GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT, IT SUX ANYWAY!

1 KARI AT HOME SICK…ACT I

Phone: Ring ring!

Kari’s dad: Hello?

Kate: Howdy! Is Kari there?

Kari’s dad: I don’t think so, hold on.

*5 minutes later*

Kari’s dad: Wait, she might be here, hang on.

Kari’s dad: Oh, she is here. Here she is!

Kari: hello?

Kate: Hey and Howdy!

Anna: Hello!

Becky: Hola el sucky one!

Amy: Hi!

Kari: I’m still sick!

Kate/Anna/Becky/Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kari: Yes, I have to stay home forever!

*Evil music plays*

Kate/Anna/Becky/Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not with your Hippie parents, they’re so intrusive!

Anna: Woah loser!

Kari: Heehee! We can talk online! And you guys can call me during advisor and geography!

Kate/Anna/Becky/Amy: OKAY…( But we MISS you!

Kari: AWWWWWWW!

*Hug*

Anna: *high five! *

Amy: You guys are *screw you* Losers! (Random interruption)

Becky: You’re right Amy!

Kate: No, they’re winners, not losers!

Amy/Becky: You’re right! *Hug*

Kari: AWWWW! *Hug*

All except Kari’s dad: *hug* *sob* *weep* Come tomorrow Kari!

Phone: *hang up*

FADE OUT…