16Phone: Ring ring!
Kate: Hi, is Kari there?
Kari’s Hippie Dad: She can’t come to the phone right now, she’s still resting.
Kate: OK, tell her that Kate and Anna called.
Phone: *click*
Phone: Ring ring!
Kari’s Hippie Mom: Hello?
Amy: Is Kari there?
Kari’s Hippie Mom: No, she’s still sick.
Amy: OK, tell her that *screw you* Kate and Anna and Becky and Amy called.
Phone: *click*
Phone: Ring ring!
Kari’s Midget Brother: Hello?
Anna: Hi is…
Becky: Yo what’s up!
Kari’s Midget Brother: *magically appears and hits Becky over the head with a frying pan and falls madly in love with the English teacher*
Anna: Right…
Phone: *click*
Phone: Ring ring!
English Teacher: Hello?
Kaela: Hi is…Hey, why are you at Kari’s house?
English teacher: Because Kari’s midget brother is soooo hot!
Becky: EWWWW!
Phone *click*
Phone: Ring ring!
Kari’s Hippie Dad: Hello?
Anna: Hi, is Kari there?
Kari’s Hippie Dad: She’s still resting this morning, but she’ll be in this afternoon.
Amy/Anna/Becky/Kaela/Kate/Kristie: YEAHHHHHHH!
Phone: *click*
*FADE OUT*