Iâ€™m helpful in mending
And useful in tending
Girl pains, Iâ€™m what they enjoy
To stretch and to stick
Laid on thin, or on thick
Iâ€™m everyoneâ€™s Scotch Tape Boy
Is your boyfriend a liar?
Do his words burn like fire?
Is he simply a consummate prick?
Pull my adhesive strip
To a length and then snip!
Stick me on and Iâ€™ll fix you up quick.
So you found a new friend?
But it had the same end?
And he left your heart shattered to shards?
Well come and find me
Iâ€™m easy and free
Use some more, I have thirty more yards!
Use me all! Donâ€™t feel bad!
Being used makes me glad!
Since Iâ€™m only a thing to enjoy.
Iâ€™m a meaningless fling,
Like a jump form a swing.
After all, Iâ€™m only a Scotch Tape Boy.