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Recipe For Love Cake


Son Of Evil


2 Luscious lips

2 Well shaped legs

1 2 Loving arms

2 Two firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur lined mixing bowl

1 Firm Banana


Taste the luscious lips

Spread well shaped legs with loving arms

Squeeze and massarge milk contaners very gentily until fur lined mixing bowl is well greesed, check regaly with finger

Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, continue to knead milk containers).

As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak. (Preferably not over night)

The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana dosen’t soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Note: 1. If in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town!