They didn’t teach me much at school
That was of much use today
I know all the kings, and where Bangkok is
And the number of pieces in humpty’s ass
But when I was hit by that bus
There was nothing in my mind to help me
Schoolwork means jack all
When your crushed under a double-decker
For the bus doesn’t stall
To keep your flesh and blood together
You may wonder what thoughts you have
When your seconds from death
Well, you think “what a fucking rip!â€