(I wrote this for a skit I might do for school. Some of the lines I took from SNL, just don’t sue me. I had to keep it clean but I guarantee I could make it funnier if it wasn’t so clean. I have nothing against any of these celebrities…well except for Trebek. I hate him.)

Celebrity Jeopardy

(Theme music starts)

Announcer: And now we return to Celebrity Jeopardy and here’s your host, Alex Trebek! (Alex comes out.)

Alex: Hello and welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I strongly advice anyone watching to leave or change the channel. With that now out of the way, we have a new set of idiots that call themselves “famousâ€