14The Alphabet Song!
My friend and I made up this wacky Alphabet song with smart-aleck comments in between. (this alphabet song is for little kids)
A is for apple! In some jokes it has a worm in it!
Comment: Very lame jokes, yes.
B is for banana! You peel it then you eat it!
Comment: NO DUH!
C is for canary! It's a pretty bird that sings!
Comment: No comment.
D is for detergent! You use it to clean your clothes!
Comment: No, it makes your clothes unclean.
E is for equator! It's the line in the middle!
Comment: In the middle of where, exactly?
F is for fertilizer! It helps the grass grow taller!
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
G is for gorilla! That's a giant monkey!
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
H is for hose! It squirts out water!
Comment: No, it squirts out dirt!
I is for Irk! That's when you see something yucky!
Comment: OK…
J is for Jasmine! That's my aunt's uncle's brother's name!
Comment: WHAT? A GUY WITH A GIRL'S NAME?
K is for kat! I have a kat!
Comment: For one thing, cat is spelled C-A-T. Therefore, cat would not be in the K section.
L is for love! You'll hear it when you're older!
Comment: You can't hear love, stupid!
M is for money! Make a lemonade and you'll get some!
Comment: Don't you mean make a lemonade STAND?
N is for nose! It's on your face!
Comment: No, I was sure it was on your elbow.
O is for Oh my! That's what you say when you see a reindeer!
Comment: No, I would say: SANTA CLAUS DOES EXIST!
P is for pink! That's the color of my unicorn!
Comment: That's not fair! You have a unicorn! I WANT ONE!
Q is for quiet! That is when it's not loud and rowdy!
Comment: Um…okay…
R is for remote! You use it to change channels on the TV!
Comment: No, you use it to surf the net!
S is for sun! It gives our planet warmth!
Comment: No, S is for stupid! Which is what this is! STUPID!
T is for tea! We drink it when we're HAPPY and SAD!
Comment: How about angry? Or mad? OR ANNOYED?!
U is for umbrella! You can use it when it rains!
Comment: No, you use it when it's NOT raining! And it's NOT hot out either!
V is for vapors! I think that's what water is made of!
Comment: NO! Vapors are fumes! Like, this song stinks so much it gives off VAPORS!
W is for wok! A wok is a wok!
Comment: DD: That makes sense. (A/N: See HP Characters Gone Mad for 411)
X is for xylophone! That's what my room has!
Comment: In what way, shape, or form did that make sense?
Y is for yew! That's a young goat!
Comment: NO, a yew is a female sheep…I think.
Z is for zoo! That's where my doll lives!
Comment: Does your doll happen to be a LIVE ANIMAL?!