Reviewers

always whine. don't give me time
to write. and always fight
me when I put in a plot twist.
should write their own story

comments short. write more!11!
annoys me. whatever happened
to constructive criticism?

accusations
plagiarizer!
word thief!
you stole my idea! an idea that I can't prove!
curse you for being so creative.
i'm going to copy you now.
you should be flattered.
you can't write the end good enough, so
i'll write a better ending the way i want

don't give me hell
if you can't even spell
ur poem sux bc i didnt get it
you know what?
too bad.

then you give away the plot in the review
ever thought some people haven't read it yet?
wow i'm so sad that she dies!
so inconsiderate.

petty lot. should be shot.

-MR