Little Girl in the big toy store

And other sad, depraved pieces of garbage

Written by Gabriel Ricard

I hate this one so much but for some reason a few people dug it. See for yourself I suppose.

little girl in the big evil toy store

so pretty in her blue christian dress

so terrified when the knife dives in

so violated when the teddy bear takes her

little girl in the big evil toy store

so scary in her devil black dress

so angry when she makes mommy pay

so cruel when she tears daddy's heart

so happy when her school falls in flames

little girl in the big evil toy store

can no long tell the difference

between toy stores

and the rest of the world...